If only Eve did not...

My children were playing with their food last night – not an uncommon occurrence.

Devan planted his grape stem in his egg pizza (I’ll explain that one later) and exclaimed: “Look, a tree!”

At this Neels held up his own tree and busted out with: “The tree was in the garden. God said: 'Eve, don’t eat the grapes.' But she ate it all! So Jesus gave her a spanking."